Sunday 11 March 2012

Session 6 - Agoraphobia

Good morning Doctor. Yes, it was fine. Perfectly- hmm. The walls are different. Like, they, they look different. Enchanted? With what? Oh. Electricity. No touching the walls, gotcha. There's a little white circle where I'm sat. How often? Never, huh? Unless I- no, I don't want to get relaxed again. Heh, nope. Learnt my lesson there.

I'm not staring at it. I just... Hmm. Never mind.

I have been complaining of that, yes. It's because I get- Oh, the have the notes? From... You? Well, not you you, but you know- great, great. About my teeth? That's okay, I don't want to waste your time, or the time of the now unfamiliar Writing-Things-Down-Person.

"Sausages."

Oh you got it! That's wonderful. How am I settling in? It is complicated; my top hat is now a deep mauve, but that's okay, and there are more people here. No, it's fine, it doesn't affect me. Lying? How do you know? Oh, I hadn't noticed. I wouldn't lie to you, no. I wouldn't. No I didn't, I was just- okay, maybe it affects me just a little. A little bit.

When I am on Day Release many people come within reaching distance, and I believe that on several occasions I may have been jostled. There was a lot of jostle in the, uh, why can't I remember names? Heh, silly me. Little people? Well not little. Dwarves, yes, their district. No, I like them. Hard working, uh, brave? Well, they are brave enough to drink Alcohol and I have had enough of that nonsense. So yes. Dwarves, a-okay. I'm sorry, what? Oh, her? She moved too quickly around me, I couldn't- you have the notes, you should know. I'm not being snappish. I am not!

You're right, I do see the remote. I know what it does yes- look, I have seen it a lot recently, and no one is proud of this.

"Jostle." I am going to use this more often in conversation. So what is outside the white line? Is it... Magic? You're right, I'm sure it isn't worth it.

I have been selling things. Oh, like cloth and things, and stuff I dig up. I'm not sure to be honest, but people seem to want it, and I find gathering these things very "relaxing"; it is something that I was asked to Work On. Relaxing. Yes, not- the collar, not that. Oh, you don't want to hear about where I get cloth from. No really, it's incredibly boring. All forms and... Affidavits. What's an affidavit? It's... Well it's like yes I do know actually. It's like a small, green pellet. Yes I'm sure.

I'm not going near the line. I'm not. Okay maybe a little bit-

<The subject was relaxed at this point and the session terminated>